>>Just play along and try to answer the riddle to get this over with sooner.

You know Connie too well. He’ll play off any kind of sarcasm and keep grinding on whatever his joke is longer and longer. Better to just get it over with and go back to the Fenodearie. 

Conrad tends to have a very black sense of humor when he isn’t making bad puns, so you’ll try something morbid first.

Charlie: IDK a corpse in the woods?

Conrad: … ding ding ding!

Wait, that was the right answer? You weren’t expecting that. You stare at the phone for a moment, rolling your eyes at the lame joke when another text comes in.

Conrad: But seriously my dad just got a call to investigate a murder.

>> Input Command