“Oh right of course, I wasn’t trying to uh….” “Relax. I’ll get em out of here.” >> Stammer meaninglessly while the grizzled old detective calmly pushes the kids on home. … that was a mean thought you had just now.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
>>It’s best to give Maryanne a wide berth so you can slip past her. You just let the detective lady do her thing, and walk past her and Marten in the vague direction of Conrad. Yep. She’s not even looking[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Oh, hey– Maryanne, right?” “That’s detective Summerrain to you, Marten.” >> Weirdo cop has been cool so far, see if he’ll distract so you guys can slip away. Summerrain: And I think you’d better get that hearing aid checked, because[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Hey! Marten! What the fuck is a kid doing at my crime scene?” >> Investigate branch more. See if you can determine whether it was pre or post mortem? You lean in close to take a closer look at the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
>> Charlie: Photograph branch in mouth. You lean in and take a closer picture of the branch protruding from Phil’s mouth. Huh…. there’s what looks like new growth around the lips… >> Input Command
“Wow, gross.” >>Get a closer look at the bite mark, you may be able to figure out what bit him. You take a closer look at the bite. Messy. Not a lot of bruising. That probably means he was dead[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“See any clues, detective?” >>ignore the weirdo new guy and gather what clues you can. Yeah… well, you’ll ignore him being weird for now, but you’re sure as hell not going to ignore him when he holds the caution tape[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“We’d like to see the body.” “Yeah. Sure.” >>Try to find out what’s going on, since the cops are willing to play nice with us for the moment. You are shocked at how easily the new cop agrees to your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Wallace and Wallace. Here to inspect the body.” “Uhhh….” “Hey, Mido, this is not what I was expecting when you said Detective Wallace was on his way.” >> Come on, you are semi-official detectives here. Bike up and greet the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
>> Ford the river at low tide. There’s only a small percent chance that your wagon will flop over and everyone will drown, getting an embarrassing game over What? What the fuck even was that thought? Ford the? Oh for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…